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20 Bone Jokes Which Are Extremely Humerus!

Make no bones about it, step right this way for some absolute rib ticklers!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:Β  December 10th 2021

Scientists believe that there's some sort of bone framework on the inside of every human on the planet. They call them 'skeletons'. We'll take their word for it because we're too busy laughing our socks off at these bone jokes!

When you've picked your way through these howlers, why not take a look at theseΒ toe jokes,Β eye jokes, or even these hand jokes!

Why are bones so calm?

Nothing gets under their skin!

Which plant is made of tiny little skeletons?

A green tree

A bone-sai tree!

Why is a ribcage like a window?

Laughing skeleton

You can see right through them!

What instrument did the skeleton play at the concert?

The trom-bone!

What do old skeletons complain about the most?

Smiling skull

Aching bones!

What do you call a skeleton with no friends?

A smiling skeleton


Did you hear of the film about a broken arm?

It has an amazing cast!

What's a skeleton's favourite place to buy soap?

The Body Shop!

What is a a skeletons favourite musical instrument?

Somebody playing a saxophone

A saxo-bone!

Why did the skeleton eat constantly?

Laughing skeleton holding a huge hamburger

They never felt full!

How do you stop a skeleton telling jokes?

Skeleton jokes thumbnail
Skeleton jokes thumbnail

Take away their funny bone!

What do you call Napoleon when he breaks a bone?

Napoleon Bone-apart!

What unit is used to weigh bones?


What do you get if you boil a funny bone?

A chef

Laughing stock!

Did you hear about the elbow who did stand up comedy?

They were humerus!

What do you call a skeleton who can't get out of bed?

Lazy bones!

Where did the skeleton keep his pet parrot?

In their rib cage!

What did the skeleton wear to the Halloween party?

Smiling skeleton in front of a black and red background

A human costume!

How did the skeleton know there was going to be a rain storm?

They could feel it in their bones!

Why did the skeleton refuse to go on the rollercoaster?

Grinning skeleton with two slices of cucumber on their eyes

They didn't have the guts for it!