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What’s the best time?
6.30 – hands down!
How do you wash your hands at Christmas?
With hand Santatizer!
What has 5 fingers but isn’t your hand?
What has 6 legs, 6 eyes and 6 hands?
What’s the best way to hold a bat?
By the handle!
How did the hipster burn his hand?
He changed the lightbulb before it was cool!
I sprained my thumb today
On the other hand, I’m doing ok!
What’s so nice about the skeleton?
He always lends a hand!
What’s worse than having a big nose?
Having a big nose and tiny hands!
What’s the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo!
What type of tree fits snugly in your hand?
A palm tree!
If you had 4 apples and 5 oranges in one hand and 6 apples and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have?
Very large hands!
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both left-ies
One the one hand, it’s great. On the other, it’s not!
A thief was arrested for stealing loaves of sourdough…
They were caught bread handed!
What do you say when you hand someone an avocado?
How do you catch a fish without a fishing rod?
With your BEAR hands!
I found a good bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands dirty from mixing it…
The bread was kneadless, to say!
What do you call someone who can eat candy corn with both hands?
Why can’t the T-rex clap its hands?
Because it’s extinct!
Where did Captain Hook buy his hook?
The second hand shop!