These funny toe jokes are worth two thumbs and ten toes up!
We’ve got the very best of long toe jokes, puns and gags – they’re toe-tally hilarious! Toe-tastic, we hear you say!
What do feet do when it snows?
They go toe-bogganing!
Why do elephants paint their toenails pink?
So they can hide in raspberry bushes!
Why do we have pinky toes?
To help us find furniture in the dark!
What’s a toe’s least favourite vegtable?
What does Loki say when he stubs his toe?
Ow, that was Thor!
What do you call a man who got stung on his foot?
What does a foot do when he wants to remember a special moment?
He takes a pho-toe!
Who does a foot call when his car breaks down?
A toe truck!
Why does the foot take ballet classes?
It keeps her on her toes!
What’s a foot’s favourite shampoo?
Head & shoulders & knees & toes!
Why can’t Bigfoot touch his toes?
Because he doesn’t exist!
Why did the toe go to the doctor?
To be heeled!
Where do feet kiss at christmas?
Under the mistle-toe!
What sort of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals!
Did you hear about the foot who did well on the test?
He toe-tally aced it!
What is a foot’s favourite chocolate?
Why did the cat stop drinking milk?
He was lack-toes intolerant!
What do feet spread on their toast?
What did one toe say to another?
See you toe-morrow!
What’s a foot’s favourite vegetable?