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20 Toe Jokes That Totally Nail It

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 12th 2021

These funny toe jokes are worth two thumbs and ten toes up! 

We've got the very best of long toe jokes, puns and gags – they're toe-tally hilarious! Toe-tastic, we hear you say!

We've got loads more body part jokes, so why not eye up these eye jokes, sink your teeth into these teeth jokes and find yourself in stitches with these nurse jokes!

What do feet do when it snows?

They go toe-bogganing!

Why do elephants paint their toenails pink?

A pair of feet laughing

So they can hide in raspberry bushes!

Why do we have pinky toes?

To help us find furniture in the dark!

What's a toe's least favourite vegtable?

Bunions!

What does Loki say when he stubs his toe?

Ow, that was Thor!

What do you call a man who got stung on his foot?

Toby!

What does a foot do when he wants to remember a special moment?

He takes a pho-toe!

Who does a foot call when his car breaks down?

A toe truck!

Why does the foot take ballet classes?

It keeps her on her toes!

What's a foot's favourite shampoo?

Head & shoulders & knees & toes!

Why can't Bigfoot touch his toes?

Because he doesn't exist!

Why did the toe go to the doctor?

To be heeled!

Where do feet kiss at christmas?

Under the mistle-toe!

What sort of shoes do frogs wear?

A smiling foot

Open toad sandals!

Did you hear about the foot who did well on the test?

He toe-tally aced it!

What is a foot's favourite chocolate?

A pair of feet with the toes grinning

Toe-blerone!

Why did the cat stop drinking milk?

He was lack-toes intolerant!

What do feet spread on their toast?

Toe jam!

What did one toe say to another?

See you toe-morrow!

What's a foot's favourite vegetable?

Toma-toes!

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