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28 Teeth Jokes To Sink Your Fangs Into

Brace yourself for Beano's marvelous collection of tantalizing teeth jokes! They'll have you smiling from ear to ear!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 11th 2021

Hungry for more? Chow down on some dentist jokes, doctor jokes or even some Dad jokes

What's orangey and bad for your teeth?

A brick!

A grinning orange

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

A brown bear wearing sunglasses

Which country's citizens have the nicest teeth?


Why are teeth so honest?

They're taught by the truth fairy!

Who gave the sasquatch money for his baby teeth?

The tooth hairy!

What do you call a dentist's X-ray?

Tooth pics!

Why did the tooth want to be left alone?

It needed time toothink!

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal!

Which candy lost all its teeth?

Gummy bears!

Why didn't the tooth stay for dinner?

He was in a brush!

Which fruit leaves money for the teeth they find?

The tooth pear-ie!

Who brings teeth gifts for Christmas?

Santa Floss!

Why did the lumberjack need to see the dentist?

He had a cavitree!

What does a dentist give a lion with a sore tooth?

Anything it wants!

What did the dentist tell the tooth as he left the office?

I'll fill you in when I get back!

How far is it to the dentist's office?

Six smiles!

Where do teeth like to shop?

At the Gap!

Why did the Pharaoh visit the dentist?

Because Egypt his tooth!

How do you fix a broken tooth?

Tooth paste!

What kind of filling do you want in your teeth?


What will the dentist give you for a dollar?

Buck teeth!

How are false teeth like stars?

They both come out at night!

What does a marching band member use to brush his teeth?

A tuba toothpaste!

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!

Why did the Queen go to the dentist?

To get her teeth crowned!

Cross eyed laughing emoji

What happened to the man when he fell asleep with his head under the pillow?

Fairies took all his teeth out!

An elderly gentleman looking a little unhappy

Why do Fortnite players have beautiful teeth?

They love to Floss!

Three chattering teeth toys with googly eyes attached on top

Why did the vampire become a poet?

He had a way with cryptic words!

Large vampire fangs
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