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Psychology Jokes

We THINK you'll love these psychology jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 1st 2021

We THINK you'll love these psychology jokes! But if they leave you scratching your head, we've also got some simple jokes too! If you think you're so smart, why not check out our clever jokes here! We've also got sarcastic jokes, which we think are REALLY funny. No, really. They're GREAT.

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Doctor Doctor, I think I'm a tepee and a wigwam!

It seems like you're two tents!

What do you call a cruise liner full of psychologists?

A Freudian Ship!

I go to therapy to treat my big ego

And it's working, I feel MUCH better than all of you!

Why can't you hear psychologists weeing?

Because the p is silent!

I told my psychologist I am scared off living in a block of flats

She says I have an apartment complex

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

Pull yourself together!

Doctor Doctor, I think I'm a brain!

A smiling brain

Don't worry, it's all in your head

Why did Where's Wally go to therapy?

To find himself!

My psychologist thinks I'm too judgemental...

But what would he know, he's an idiot

What did the ghost say to its psychologist?

'I just feel like I really used to be somebody'

What happens if you go skiing with a lot of psychologists?

You'll see a lot of Freudians slip!

'Doctor doctor, I think I'm a dog!' 'Ok, lie down on this couch'

'I can't , I'm not allowed on the furniture!'

How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hmm, how many do YOU think it takes?

How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but the lightbulb has got to really WANT to change

What always happens when Sigmund Freud walks into a bar?

The barman asks for some id

Doctor doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible!

I'm afraid I can't see you right now

Doctor doctor, I feel like no one understands me!

What do you mean by that?

Have you heard of Pavlov's experiment?

No, but the name rings a bell!