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Sarcastic Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? This bunch of hilarious sarcastic jokes!

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How many people asking annoying questions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just you

What’s blue and square?

An orange in disguise?

What’s red and invisible?

No tomatoes!

What’s white and could hurt you if it fell out of a tree?

A fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I dunno, why are you asking me?

My dog’s got no nose. How does he smell?

Well, he can’t. I just explained. He has no nose

A man walked into a bar…

Ouch!

Knock knock. Who’s there?

Sorry, I don’t answer the door if my parents aren’t here

What’s black and white and red all over?

I dunno, stop asking me questions!

Dr, Dr, I feel like a pair of curtains!

That sounds very serious, I’ll assign you to a specialist

What do you call a woman with a banana in each ear?

You can call her what you want – she want hear you!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

I don’t know, but counting it wouldn’t help you get to sleep!

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

The humidity would cause the cards to get soggy

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

Of course you didn’t – there’s no such thing as magic!

Why did the chicken comes out of a library saying ‘Book, book book’?

Because that’s the noise chickens make!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

You shouldn’t call him anything, you should call an ambulance!

What did one German man say to the other German man?

I don’t know, I don’t speak German!

What’s a pirates favourite letter?

They don’t have one – most pirates can’t read

A horse walks into a bar

Luckily the landlord called the RSPCA and no one was hurt

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

It wasn’t! Numbers don’t have emotions!

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