20 Carpenter Jokes You Wood Love!
We've knocked together some very funny carpenter jokes for you! Check them out and ask if your friends ever SAW anything this funny!
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Why are carpenters so good at building stairs?
They're always a step ahead!
Why did the carpenter run away?
He was making a bolt for the door!
I had to hammer a piece of wood in my carpentry job interview...
I nailed it!
Why was the carpenter fired?
He just didn't measure up
A carpenter had to choose between his hammer and something to help him reach the ceiling...
He chose the ladder!
What did the pirate carpenter say?
Shiver me timbers!
Why are carpenters such good witnesses?
Because they saw everything!
What happened when the carpenter accidentally sawed off his left hand?
The doctor said he'd be all right!
What do nervous carpenters do?
Bite their nails!
How do you know that carpenters are superstitious?
They're always knocking on wood!
What did the carpenter saw when he encountered a ghost?
I know what I saw!
What does the carpenter take to the doctor?
Stool samples!
A carpenter came round the other day...
He made quite the entrance!
What do you get if you cross a carpenter and a shoemaker?
Wooden shoe like to know!
Why is 10 Downing Street like a carpenters workshop?
The cabinets always need fixing!
What do you call a fish who can make furniture?
A carp-enter!
Why was King Arthur unhappy with his new table?
The carpenter had cut some corners!
How do you qualify as a carpenter?
Take a board exam!
A carpenter want to hire some people...
He's looking for joiners!
Who says 'When one door closes, another door opens'?
A bad carpenter!
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