20 Ikea Jokes You Have To Put Together Yourself
Looking for some DIY LOLs? See if you can work out the insructions to these flatpack-tastic IKEA jokes!
It's true what they say... there isn't much that's funnier than jokes about meatballs, Sweden, and buying more flat-pack furniture than you expected to! That's right, from the depths of the internet we have assembled the funniest collection of IKEA you never knew you needed in your life! So sit back in your slightly squeaky chair and prepare to chuckle at these hilariously funny furniture gags!
And if you'd like some jokes about a different topic we've still got you covered! We've got these out-stan-ding K-Pop jokes, these a-corny wood jokes, or even a massive sackful of classic what do you call jokes! Don't say we don't spoil you!
Right, now let's get back to these IKEA jokes!
I know a joke about Ikea
punchline yourself together have But you put the to!
I heard you can get lawyers at Ikea now
They're very affordable, but you have to build your own case!
I hate IKEA but I'm always buying ridiculous things from there
I’m suffering from Stock Home Syndrome!
What did the IKEA dresser say to the aliens after landing on their planet?
I come in pieces!
What do you call IKEA furniture you put in coffee?
Artificial Swedener!
If Apple and Kia were to make a car together, what would it’s name be?
IKEA!
Stands, tables, meatballs, sofas and Sweden
It's an IKEA joke…some assembly required!
I got thousands of letters delivered to my house today
That's the last time I order a dictionary from Ikea!
Just been diagnosed with Swedish flat pack syndrome
But I have no IKEA what that means!
The jokes from IKEA are great, but
a:1 b:1 c:1 d:1 e:4 f:1 h:3 i:2 l:3 n:2!
Picked up my new rug from Ikea
It's just a sheep and a spinning wheel!
My old school was sponsored by IKEA…
Assembly took ages!
Anyone want to hear me make an Ikea joke?
Sorry, you'll have to make it yourself!
Saw some sea birds ordering furniture in IKEA today
I guess the terns have tabled!
I went for an interview at IKEA
The manager greeted me by saying, "Come in, make a seat!"
What do you call instructions on how to build 2 Ikea products at the same time?
A Svenn Diagram!
What type of particles does an IKEA emit?
Futons!
I asked an Ikea assistant to get out of my way
He said, “You’re going to have to make me!”
Going into my son's room is like going to Ikea
You somehow come out with 10 plates, 3 cups and a pair of socks!
What happened when Hulk, Thor and Iron Man went to Ikea?
Avengers Assembled!
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