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Computer Science Jokes

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that’s a hardware problem!

There are 10 types of people in the world

Those who understand binary, and those who don’t

My dog ate my computer science project

It only took him a few bytes!

I don’t talk about computer science at home

It makes my mother board!

I don’t like computer science jokes

Not one bit!

Why couldn’t the computer science student read his text book?

He couldn’t find page 404!

What do you get if you cross computer science with a pond?

Algae-rhythms!

Which farm animal likes computing the best?

The RAM!

Why was the computer programmer fired from MI5?

He couldn’t hack it!

Why should you be scared of computers?

They byte!

Where do computer programmers go for fun?

The disc-o!

Why do computer scientists prefer the metric system?

They are all pro-gram-ers!

What’s a computer scientist’s favourite type of coffee?

Java!

What does a baby computer call its dad?

‘Data!’

What’s a computer programmer’s house made of?

Firewalls!

Why did the computer programmer quit?

He didn’t get arrays!

I could tell you a joke about UDP

But I don’t know if you’d get it

Who’s a computer scientist’s favourite Star Wars character?

Adobe Wan Kenobi!

What kind of money do computer scientists use?

Cache!

Why was the computer scientist bad at driving?

They kept crashing!