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Doughnut Jokes

You'll go doughNUTS for these hilarious doughnut jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 8th 2021

These doughnut jokes are a HOLE new world of funny! And if your brain is hungry for more, check out these ice-cream jokes; they'll have you ice-screaming with laughter! Plus, our cake jokes are guaranteed to make you  chuckle and there are even more food jokes here! 

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What's a basketball player's favourite doughnut shop?

Dunkin' Donuts!

Why did the baker quit making doughnuts?

He was fed up with the hole business!

What's the healthiest part of a doughnut?

The middle!

Where was the first doughnut made?

In Greece!

Why are doughnuts healthy?

Because they're a hole food!

What's the best thing about working for a doughnut?

The dough!

Which nut has a hole in it?

A doughnut!

Why couldn't the teddybear eat his doughnut?

He was stuffed!

What's the best thing to put in a doughnut?

Your teeth!

Why did the doughnut go to the doctor?

It was feeling crummy!

What do doughnuts wear to weddings?


What do you call a cute doughnut?


What kind of doughnut flies?

A plain one!

Why are doughnuts sad?

Because they always feel empty inside!

What happens if you plant a doughnut?

You get a dough tree!

What kind of windows do doughnuts prefer?

Double glazed!

How do doughnuts feel about puns?

They DOUGHNUT like them!

How busy was the doughnuts day?

It was jam packed!

Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?

It needed a filling!

Why are doughnuts bad at paying attention?

They always glaze over!

What makes doughnuts so nice?

They're very holesome!

Why are doughnuts so good at golf?

Because they always have a hole in one!

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