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20 Dua Lipa Jokes That Don't Miss A Beat!

These 20 chart-topping Dua Lipa jokes will blow your mind (mwah)! So click here for more musical mirth!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  January 12th 2024

Are you a fan of this amazing pop star? Do you like rolling on the floor laughing? If you answered YES to either of those questions then scroll on and fill your ears with this list of 20 preposterous pop puns!

If you'd rather laugh at (or with) a different pop star then check out these Miley Cyrus jokes, these Olivia Rodrigo jokes, or even these Taylor Swift jokes!

Ready to lol? Then read on, Dua Lipa fans!

I saw a UFO playing a Dua Lipa song

It was Levitating!

What did Dua Lipa want to do when she met Lady Gaga?

Poker face!

Why is Dua Lipa so cold?

Because she has so many fans!

What’s Dua Lipa’s favourite snack?

Pop corn!

Dua Lipa locked herself out of her house

She couldn’t find the right key!

Dua Lipa sings about duvets now

She’s in a cover band!

Dua Lipa has replaced her backing singers with a printer

She loves it when her printer jams!

Why do bees hum?

They’ve not heard Dua Lipa yet!

Dua Lipa is on a diet and has cut out pop

I wonder what she’ll make now!

Dua Lipa did a gig in a sushi shop

But she was out of tuna!

Dua Lipa got arrested!

She’s in big treble!

Dua Lipa doesn’t sound great when she sings at home

It’s a little flat!

What’s Dua Lipa’s favourite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What’s Dua Lipa’s favourite vegetable?

Beets!

Dua Lipa wrote a song about brightly coloured floating balls

It’s called Buoys will be Buoys!

Dua Lipa’s new album is really popular!

In fact, it’s note-worthy!

What did Dua Lipa say when she joined the army?

Let’s get a physical!

Army pants

What happened when Dua Lipa stepped on a grape?

Nothing it just let out a little wine!

Dua Lipa asked me if she could sing Wonderwall

I said maybe!

Why is Dua Lipa so good at bursting balloons?

She’s a pop star!