Are you in the mood for some jokes about one of the world's biggest pop stars, Taylor Swift? Then stick around – we guarantee your sides will hurt after reading these 30 awesome gags! They're guaranteed to hit the right note!
What is Taylor Swift's computer password?
What do you call a pop star in a boat?
What do you call a pop star who's working in a suit shop?
What do you call a pop star in an elevator?
What did Taylor Swift say when she walked into a demolished house?
I knew you were rubble when I walked in!
Why did Taylor Swift take the lamb to the vet?
This sick bleat!
What is Thanos' least favourite Taylor Swift song?
What do you call a pop star who turns into a werewolf?
What do you call a pop star in a gym?
What do you call a pop star with a cold?
What did Taylor Swift say to Ed Sheeran in a haunted house?
What do you call a pop star's Christmas present?
What did Taylor Swift say after spending a day with Prince Charming?
Today was a fairytale!
What did Taylor Swift say after she finished her frozen water sculpture?
What did Taylor Swift say to her cat after it broke a vase?
This is why we can't have nice things!
How did Taylor Swift feel after running a race?
What did Taylor Swift say when her candy rolled out the door?
What does Taylor Swift call a handful of coins?
What did Taylor Swift say to the sheep on a winter's day?
I'm as cold as ewe!
What does Taylor Swift say after having a bath?
I'm finally clean!
What is Taylor Swift's favourite kind of drink?
Where does Taylor Swift keep all her favourite songs?
On a Taylist!
What do you call a thirsty pop star?
How does Taylor Swift dry her umbrella?
She shakes it off, shakes it off!
Why do vampires stay away from Taylor Swift?
Because they know she has bad blood!
What did the three eggs say to Taylor Swift?
Omelette you finish!
I used to be addicted to quoting Taylor Swift...
But I think I'm finally clean...
Why are Taylor Swift's tracks always a hit?
Because Swift never misses!
What is Taylor Swift's favourite type of curry?
What do you call someone who can make clothes quickly?