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25 Trumpet Jokes That Hit All The Right Notes!

Parp! We’ve finally been given the opportunity to write some trumpet jokes. Let’s hope we don’t blow it!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 22nd 2021

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Did you hear about the trumpet player who played in tune?

Me neither!

Trumpet player: Did you hear my last practice?

Music Teacher: I hope so!

What do trumpets and police investigations have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

Why is herd of goats like a brass band?

They both have lots of horns

Why’s a trumpet like a bad footballer’s chances in front of goal?

They’re always being blown!

What’s a trumpeters favourite sport?


How many bad trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can’t go that high!

What is the definition of the word “thoughtful”?

Somebody who knows how to play the trumpet, but doesn’t.

How do you find the trumpet players on the playground?

Look for the kids that can really swing!

How do you make a trumpet sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play it badly!

What do trumpets have in common with pirates?

Terror on the high C’s!

Presents from a trumpeter always arrive on time… 

Especially if they get the last post!

Why did the trumpeter need a rest?

He was honked out!

What type of horn is used to summon the royal hounds?

A regal beagle bugle!

What do you call the cheapest trumpet in the shop?

A frugal bugle!

What do you say to a naughty trumpeter?

Stand in the cornet!

What’s a trumpeters favourite ice-cream?


Who did the trombone vote for?

Donald Trumpet

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away, from the trumpet player!

What do you call a pineapple that plays the trumpet?

Tooty fruity!

What's the noisiest pet?

A trumpet!

A man playing the trumpet

What's the difference between a musician's locker and an Englishman?

One has key and trumpets, the other has tea and crumpets!

Which pet is the loudest?

A trumpet!

Where would you find a rubber trumpet?

In an elastic band!

A woman enjoying some music

Why did the musician keep her trumpet in the fridge?

She liked cool music!