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Singing Jokes

Take note of these funny singing jokes! We think they’ll be a hit!

These funny singing jokes are the KEY to loads of laughter! And if you enjoyed these, why not check out these funny cartoon jokes? Or if you want some jokes to sink your teeth into, check out these bacon jokes!

And as always, we’ve got even more jokes on our joke generator!

Why are fishermen so good at singing?

They can really carry a tuna!

What sort of songs do balloons hate?

Pop songs!

Why was the army choir so bad?

They had A flat Major!

Which singer is the quickest with a sewing machine?

Tailor Swift!

If you really want to sing with a friend…

Just duet!

What’s a singer’s favourite drink?

Pop!

What do you call a singing laptop?

A Dell!

What do cats sing?

Mew-sic!

What key do cows sing in?

Beef flat!

Why do bees hum?

They always forget the words!

What’s green and sings?

Elvis Parsley!

Why was the singer arrested?

She was in treble!

What do planets sing?

Nep-tunes!

Which magical creature is best at singing?

ELF-is Presley!

What do you call a musical insect?

A humbug!

What’s a mummy’s favourite type of music?

Rap!

What’s a Jedi’s favourite way of singing?

Yoda-ling!

Why are bad singers like pirates?

They both murder in the high Cs!

What do you call a singing cow?

A moo-sician!

What kind of band sings about Duvets?

A cover band!

Doctor, doctor! I keep singing “Green green grass of home” – I think I have Tom Jones syndrome!

It’s not unusual…