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Funny Cartoon Jokes

These funny cartoon jokes will leaving you lol’ing! If you’re looking for a toon-tastic laugh, you’ve come to the right place!

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Where does the Beast go for fast food?

Taco Belle!

Where does Ariel sleep?

On a water bed!

What’s Aladdin’s favourite type of seafood?

Street urchin!

Why can’t you trust Scar?

He’s always a lyin’!

Why is Snow White so good at refereeing football?

She’s the fairest of them all!

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

She always ran away from the ball!

What’s Scooby Doo’s twin called?

Scooby Two!

What’s the Beast’s favourite 90s TV show?

Saved by the Belle!

Why doesn’t Sebastian the crab have any friends?

He’s too shellfish!

Which member of Mystery Inc. can breathe underwater?

Scuba Doo!

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

She had a pumpkin for a coach!

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He never lands!

Why is Quasimodo so good at solving crimes?

He always has a hunch!

What’s the most popular book in Equestria?

Twilight!

Why did Mickey become an astronaut?

So he could visit Pluto!

Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it go!

Which Disney Princess is the best at making jokes?

Ra-PUN-zel!

Why is it hard to hide 101 Dalmatians?

Because they’re always spotted!

What does Simba’s dad say when he’s walking too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Buzz Lightyear so good at maths?

He can count to inifinitty – and beyond!