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20 Best Piano Jokes & Puns That Hit the Right Note

These piano jokes are the KEY to a good laugh! Check out these funny piano puns and see if you're G-sharp enough to get them!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  September 30th 2022

These piano jokes will be music to your ears! Check out these funny piano jokes and see which ones you're in tune with! And if you liked these, check out more music jokes here! How about these funny Ed Sheeran jokes, or how about these silly singing jokes? And we've also got terrific trumpet jokes! Need more? Check out the great joke generator!

Why shouldn't you trust a piano tuner?

They just string you along!

Why are pianos good at studying?

They always take lots of notes!

How do you get to the top of a piano?

You scale it!

How do you tuna fish?

You don't tuna fish, you tuna piano!

How do you open a piano?

With a piano key!

What do you call a snowman playing the piano?

Meltin' John!

What happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

You get A flat minor!

What has keys but no lock?

A piano!

Why do pianists have such good eyesight?

They always C sharp!

What happens if you drop a piano in a military base?

You get A flat major!

What do you get if you cross a pianist and a magician?

Someone who asks you to 'Pick a chord'!

What's Beethoven doing right now?


What do pianists eat with?

A tuning fork!

Why should you never borrow money from a classical pianist?

They're always Baroque!

What do you call a piano in hiding?

Low key!

What do you give an athlete who can play the piano?

A gold pedal!

How to you get a piano from Dover to Calais?


What do you get if you cross a musical instrument and the star of John Wick?

Piano Reeves!

I've never bothered to learn the piano...

It's too much treble!

Why couldn't the classical musician find the piano?

It was in Haydn!