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20 Bowling Jokes – No Pin Intended!

Are you ready for the greatest ten pin bowling funnies to ever grace the internet?

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 22nd 2021

Check out these funny bowling jokes! They're guaranteed to bowl you over!

Once you've recovered from these skittle-based howlers, why not check out these awesome tennis jokes and golf gags!

Why was the bad bowler nicknamed Lightning?

Because he'd never strike twice!


What did one skittle say to the other?

Let's never split!


Why did the bowler have another game?

She had time to spare!

Bowling alley

I’ve left my bowling ball at home...

Can I borrow your spare?

A bowler who forgot their ball

I once had a job at the bowling alley...

I didn't stay long, because I was only tenpin!

Bowling dog

Why did the bowler wait so long to take their turn?

They were waiting for inspiration to strike!

Bowling ball

What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a cupcake?

A bowling ball doesn't go splat when you roll it along the floor!

A smashed cake

What does a bowler and a family at Thanksgiving have in common?

They both want a turkey!

A massive turkey

How can you tell when the Invisible Man is at the bowling alley?

Because there's bowling like no one has ever seen!

Invisible Man bowling

Which Superman character is the best at bowling?

Lois Lane!


Which bowler wears the biggest shoes?

The one with the biggest feet, of course!

Bowling shoes

What kind of cats love to go bowling?

Alley Cats

A cat bowling

What did the skittles do after hearing a funny joke?

Fell down laughing!

Bowling ball and skittles flying everywhere

When is a bowling alley the coolest place to be?

When it's full of fans!

Cooling fan

Why couldn’t the bowling alley open?

The skittles were on strike!

A closed sign

How do you know when the local bowling alley is quiet?

You can hear a pin drop!


Why was the bowler with a sweet tooth banned from the sport?

They kept eating all the skittles!


Why were people afraid of the Bowling Alley Villain?

Police were worried he might strike again!

Bowling Alley Villain

I was about to tell a bowling joke to a friend...

They said 'spare me'!

Bowling ball

What's a bowling ball's favourite sweet?


Bowling ball and skittles
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