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Bowling Jokes!

Are you ready for the greatest ten pin bowling funnies to ever grace the internet?

Check out these funny bowling jokes! They’re guaranteed to bowl you over!

Once you’ve recovered from these skittle-based howlers, why not check out these awesome tennis jokes and golf gags!

Why was the bad bowler nicknamed Lightning?

Lightning

Because he’d never strike twice!

What did one skittle say to the other?

Skittles

Let’s never split!

Why did the bowler have another game?

Bowling alley

She had time to spare!

I’ve left my bowling ball at home…

A bowler who forgot their ball

Can I borrow your spare?

I once had a job at the bowling alley…

Bowling dog

I didn’t stay long, because I was only tenpin!

Why did the bowler wait so long to take their turn?

Bowling ball

They were waiting for inspiration to strike!

What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a cupcake?

A smashed cake

A bowling ball doesn’t go splat when you roll it along the floor!

What does a bowler and a family at Thanksgiving have in common?

A massive turkey

They both want a turkey!

How can you tell when the Invisible Man is at the bowling alley?

Invisible Man bowling

Because there’s bowling like no one has ever seen!

Which Superman character is the best at bowling?

Superman

Lois Lane!

Which bowler wears the biggest shoes?

Bowling shoes

The one with the biggest feet, of course!

What kind of cats love to go bowling?

A cat bowling

Alley Cats

What did the skittles do after hearing a funny joke?

Bowling ball and skittles flying everywhere

Fell down laughing!

When is a bowling alley the coolest place to be?

Cooling fan

When it’s full of fans!

Why couldn’t the bowling alley open?

A closed sign

The skittles were on strike!

How do you know when the local bowling alley is quiet?

Ear

You can hear a pin drop!

Why was the bowler with a sweet tooth banned from the sport?

Skittles

They kept eating all the skittles!

Why were people afraid of the Bowling Alley Villain?

Bowling Alley Villain

Police were worried he might strike again!

I was about to tell a bowling joke to a friend…

Bowling ball

They said ‘spare me’!

What’s a bowling ball’s favourite sweet?

Bowling ball and skittles

Skittles!

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