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20 Fidget Spinner Jokes That Will Make You Dizzy With Laughter!

These jokes will spin you right round - your mind will be spinning with laughter!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  May 13th 2024

Ah, fidget spinners - the greatest instant boredom buster ever invented! Bet you didn't know that they can also be hilarious, though - these jokes are ready to prove it! Spin your perspective around with these jokes, and don't forget to check out some of our other ones, too! We've got shareable meme jokes, or maybe you'd prefer a little dry humour?

What do you call a mysterious reality TV star who’s great with a fidget spinner?

The Masked Spinner!

What do you call someone who solves crime and has a fidget spinner?

The Spinning Detective!

What Olympic event do fidget spinning experts participate in?

Synchronized Spinning!

What do you call it when you take a fidget spinner on the Tour de France?

A spin cycle!

How do phones pass the time when they’re bored?

They use widget spinners!

Where can you learn how to be the best at fidget spinning?

A spin class!

What should you do with a fidget spin made of raw cotton?

Spin it, of course!

Why should you never be buried with a fidget spinner?

You’ll be spinning in your grave!

What do you call a fidget spinner made of chips?

A rotato!

Did you hear about the kid who got injured while using his fidget spinner?

He took a turn for the worse!

Why do arthropods like fidget spinners so much?

They’re good at building up centipedal force!

What do you call a person with a PhD in fidget spinners?

A spin doctor!

What do you call a fidget spinner made from £10 notes?

A real money spinner!

Which country buys the most fidget spinners?

France, because they’ve had so many revolutions!

Why does a fidget spinner always spin in circles?

Because it’s hard to spin in squares!

What do you call a thief who can’t sit still?

A fidget sinner!

Why should you propose to your girlfriend with a fidget spinner?

Because you want to spin the rest of your life with her!

What do you call someone who can’t sit still when they go on a merry-go-round?

A fidget spinner!

What did Flo Rida say to the fidget spinner?

“You spin me right round, baby, right round!”

What’s the worst punishment your parents can give you?

Putting a padlock in your fidget spinner!