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Fork Jokes

Fork crying out loud, all we ask for is the tine to write some decent cutlery jokes. What’s so prong with that, eh?

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  November 10th 2021

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Do you know why I prefer forks?

Spoons are pointless!

A silver spoon

Why did Gareth Southgate choose a fork to play for England?

He wanted a four pronged attack!

A smiling football in a big stadium

See how much weight you can hold on your fork…

You’re testing it’s utensile strength!

A scientist wearing a big glove

What’s a spoons favourite computer game?


What is the worst joke about forks ever written?

This one!

What did the golfer shout when he sliced a ball so wide it landed in the cutlery draw of a nearby house?


How do you make a fork?

Twok plus twok!

Why can’t the cutlery drawer talk?

Because it’s had it’s utonsils out!

How would you even start to eat the whole of Wembley Stadium?

With a pitchfork!

A smiling football in a big stadium

Where did I leave my cutlery?

I’m very forkgetful!

Is a tuning fork...

…the same as a pitch fork?

Have you heard about my lucky cutlery?

It’s very forktunate.

Why do forks race?

To see who has the best tine!

I hadn’t got a fork to make scrambled eggs…

It was a whisk I had to take

What did the cake say to the fork?

Do you want a piece of me?

What did the knife and fork say as they drove away from the cutlery drawer?

See you spoon!

What did the spoon say to the small fork?

You’re tiney!

Why did the fork stop hanging around with the spoon?

Because it was always stirring up trouble!

Once a man named his cats Spoon, Fork and Knife…

It was his catlery!

Why did the apple pie cross the road?

It saw a fork ahead!

Two smiling green apples and one smiling red apple

Do mermaids use knives and forks when they eat?

No, they use their fish fingers!

Fish finger sandwich

What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork!

Why should you check your tyres for punctures?

In case there's a fork in the road!