20 Funny Hamster Jokes & Puns for Kids
Here's some jokes that'll make you absolutely squeak with laughter!
We're fans of all animals at the Beano, but there's something about hamsters that make us laugh. They're like mice with a thing for adventure, whether it's climbing around their cage, rolling around in a ball or running under the sofa. Here's a bunch of jokes we think will make you squeak with laughter!
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
What is the difference between a hamster and a mouse?
You can't connect a hamster to a computer!
Did you hear about the hamster who got stuck in a computer?
It ate all the cookies!
Why did the hamster spend three days in their exercise ball?
They were on a roll!
What do you sing to a hamster when they turn one year older?
Hammy birthday to you!
What did the hamster think of their new toy?
It was wheely good!
When does a hamster take a bath?
When it needs to!
Why did the hamster run away from rain?
Because it was raining cats and dogs!
What is white and brown and eats hamster food?
What do you call an hamster in space?
Why did the hamster bark?
It was learning a new language!
What do you call a hamster that can lift up a car?
What do you call a hamster that isn't a professional?
How does a hamster hang up their wet clothes?
With a guinea peg!
Why couldn't the hamster drive to the shop?
They only had one wheel!
Why did the hamster buy a soldier helmet?
They found out they were getting a new tank!
Why did the teacher give the hamster detention?
They were being cheeky!
Where do hamsters like to go on holiday?
Why did the hamster ask for a pay rise?
They wanted a bigger celery!
What is a hamster’s favourite game?
Hide and cheek!