Mouse Jokes

Mice to meet you! You'll be squeaking with laughter with these funny mouse jokes and puns...

Mouse jokes from Beano's genius joke meisters (mice-ters)! And when you're done here, check out the rest of our animal jokes or get a random joke from the Joke Generator.

How do you get a mouse to smile?

Say cheese!

Why did Mickey Mouse fall over?

He had a Disney spell!

How does a mouse feel after a bath?

Squeaky clean!

What do mice hate doing most?


When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

When you're a mouse!

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?

Cross mouse cards!

What’s a mouse’s favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

What first aid do mice learn?

Mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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