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20 Mouse Jokes Which Are Cheese-Free

Mice to meet you! You’ll be squeaking with laughter with these funny mouse jokes and puns…

Mouse jokes from Beano’s genius joke meisters (mice-ters)! And when you’re done here, check out the rest of our animal jokes or get a random joke from the Joke Generator.

What kind of shoes do mice wear?

A cry laughing pineapple and and a laughing banana


What kind of vehicle does a mouse drive?

A mini van!

What mouse was a Roman Emperor?

Julius Cheeser!

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?

Mouse code!

Why was the mouse afraid of swimming?


What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes!

What kind of cheese do mice like?


What is small, furry, and brilliant at sword fights?

A mouseketeer!

Why do mice have long tails?

Well, they’d look silly with long hair!

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

What’s a mouse’s least favourite song?

What’s up Pussycat!

Why did the mouse stay inside?

Because it was raining cats and dogs!

Why does a mouse do the washing up?

To make it squeaky clean!

How do you get a mouse to smile?

Say cheese!

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?

Cross mouse cards!

What first aid do mice learn?

Mouse to mouse resuscitation!

What’s a mouse’s favourite game?

Hide and squeak!

How does a mouse feel after a bath?

Squeaky clean!

Why did Mickey Mouse fall over?

He had a Disney spell!

What do mice hate doing most?


When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

When you’re a mouse!

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