Why did Mickey Mouse fall over?
He had a Disney spell!
How does a mouse feel after a bath?
What do mice hate doing most?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse!
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards!
What’s a mouse’s favourite game?
Hide and squeak!
What first aid do mice learn?
Mouse to mouse resuscitation!