Gru's 10 Best Lines from Despicable Me!

Gru might be Despicable Me's evil mastermind, but behind that mean face, he's just as hilarious as his Minions...

That time Dr. Nefario misheard what Gru wanted...

“I said Dart Gun – not Fart Gun!”

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That time someone messed around with his evil plan flip-chart...

“I fly to the moon. I shrink the moon. I grab the moon. I sit on the toilet... what?”

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That time he disappointed his entire Minion army with some rubbish crimes...

"We stole the Statue of Liberty – the small one, from Las Vegas! I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower... also Vegas."

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That time an evil mastermind read out a child's bedtime story...

‘3 little kittens love to play. They had fun in the sun all day. Then their mother came out and said, 'Time for kittens to go to bed’. Wow, this is garbage. You actually like this?”

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That time he revealed his biggest evil plan...

"We are going to pull of the true crime of the century. We are going to steal the moon!"

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That time he relaxed with a delicious snack on his head...

"I'm just chilling with the guac... from my chip hat!"

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That time he argued with Silas Ramsbottom and got his name wrong...

“Here’s a tip. Instead of tazing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should just give them a call! Good day, Mister Sheep's Butt!”

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