20 Side-Splitting Despicable Me Jokes!
These Despicable Me jokes will have you and your minions in absolute stitches!
The Despicable Me films are absolutely hilarious - and with these jokes, the laughs don't have to end when the film does! These minion-tastic jokes are guaranteed to make you giggle - get your minions to read them out loud to you! And while you're here, why not have a go at our Despicable Me trivia quiz? Or find out which minion you are?
What’s the best car for a supervillain?
A Suba-Gru!
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What is a minion’s favourite song?
"Mellow Yellow"!
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What is a minion’s second favourite song?
"Yellow Submarine"!
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What did the minion say to his favourite food before he left the house?
"I'm going bananas!"
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Why couldn’t the minion yell high?
Because he could only yell-low!
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Why did Gru leave everything he owned to the girls?
He wanted to make them minion-aires!
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Why do minions put sunscreen on their bananas?
To stop them peeling!
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What did Scarlet Overkill say to her favourite yellow henchman?
“You’re one in a minion!”
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What do you call a tiny, yellow onion?
A mini-on!
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What kind of bread do minions love?
Gru-ten free!
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I didn’t like Despicable Me the first time I saw it…
But it Gru on me!
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Why did the minions give Gru two banana peels for his birthday?
He wanted a pair of slippers!
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Why do minions love bananas?
How could you not? They’re so a-peel-ing!
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How much do minions love bananas?
A whole bunch!
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What is Gru’s favourite type of steak?
Filet minion!
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How do the minions save money on groceries?
They use Gru-pon!
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What do you call a Nintendo Wii character that looks like Gru?
Despicable Mii!
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What did the police officer say when he met Bob, Stuart and Kevin?
"Yellow, yellow, yellow!"
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What’s the most popular browser in the Despicable Me universe?
Gru-gle!
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What do minions call their grandmothers?
Ba-nanas!
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