Funny Minion Jokes

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Where does Gru take Kyle to get his fur trimmed?

The Gru-mers!

What's yellow and always points north?

A magnetic minion!

What's a ghost minion's favourite food?

Boonana!

Why did the minion take his banana to the doctor?

It wasn't peeling very well!

How do minions get downstairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

Why is despicable me such a popular film?

It's based on a Gru story!

Where do minions buy their clothes?

Banana Republic!

Why do minions love bananas?

They find them appealing!

Why did the minions quit their jobs?

The work was too gru-eling!

What is a minions favourite app?

Gru-pon!

Why do minions not like horror films?

They are too Gru-some!

What is Gru's favourite food?

Filet-minion!

What do you call a minion with black stripes?

Despicable bee!

Why was the minion so ill?

He had yellow-fever!

What do minions say when they answer the phone?

Yellow!

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