Have a laugh at our store of despicable minion jokes!
Where does Gru take Kyle to get his fur trimmed?
What’s yellow and always points north?
A magnetic minion!
What’s a ghost minion’s favourite food?
Why did the minion take his banana to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling very well!
How do minions get downstairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
Why is despicable me such a popular film?
It’s based on a Gru story!
Where do minions buy their clothes?
Why do minions love bananas?
They find them appealing!
Why did the minions quit their jobs?
The work was too gru-eling!
What is a minions favourite app?
Why do minions not like horror films?
They are too Gru-some!
What is Gru’s favourite food?
What do you call a minion with black stripes?
Why was the minion so ill?
He had yellow-fever!
What do minions say when they answer the phone?