49 Minions Jokes Which Are Truly Despicable!
Looking for some Gru-vy jokes? Look no more! We've got tons of funny Minion jokes!
Have a laugh at our store of despicable minion jokes!
Once you're finished giggling it up, check out our appealing banana jokes or try some Disney jokes!
What do you call a small, yellow onion?
A Minion!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/onion.jpg?w=1024)
What did the police officer say when they met up with Bob, Stuart, and Kevin?
Yellow, yellow, yellow!
![The joke police](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/joke-police.jpg?w=1024)
Why did the Minions give Gru two banana skins for Christmas?
He said he wanted some slippers!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/19171_gift-2934858_1920-e1705053257611.jpg?w=1024)
Did you not like Despicable Me at first?
Maybe it Gru on you over time!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/christmas-joke-emoji.jpg?w=1024)
Why did the Minion call an ambulance?
His banana wasn't peeling very well!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/doctor-3.jpg?w=1024)
How much is in Gru’s bank account?
A Minion dollars!
![A man with a silly amount of cash](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/image-57.png?w=1024)
Why do Minion’s put sun cream on their bananas?
To stop them peeling!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/sun.jpg?w=1024)
What does a Minion do on the weekend?
Goes to banana sundae school!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/ice-cream.jpg?w=1024)
What do you get if you cross a pug with Gru?
A Gru pug!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/dog-jokes-pug-2.png?w=1024)
How much do Minions love bananas?
A bunch!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/yellow-bananas.jpeg?w=1024)
What did the Minion say to the banana?
"You're quiet!"
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/5-banana-pug.jpg?w=1024)
Why do Minions wear two pairs of trousers when they play golf?
In case they get a hole in one!
![A mouldy sandwich watches a game of golf](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/golf-sandwich.png?w=1024)
What does a Minion pour on their Yorkshire Pudding?
Gru-vy!
![A jug of hot gravy](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/gravy.jpg?w=1024)
Where do Minions watch funny cat videos?
Gru-tube!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/dog-ragdoll-cat.png?w=1024)
What happened when Gru told Minions to follow their dreams?
They went back to sleep!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/pillow-dream-sleep.jpg?w=1024)
What’s worse than a Minion eating bananas?
A Minion going bananas!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/banana-ape-e1704986488198.jpg?w=1024)
What’s invisible and smells like a banana?
A Minion fart!
![A man smelling a bad fart](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/farting-dad.jpg?w=1024)
What do you call a Minion with bad sunburn?
A filet Minion!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/joke-15.jpg?w=1024)
What do you call someone who has a large collection of Minions?
A Minion-aire!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/joke-20.jpg?w=1024)
What does a Minion say when they’re lifting weights at the gym?
Peel the burn!
![Weights](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/weights.jpg?w=1024)
How does a Minion answer the phone?
Yellow!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/mobile-phone.jpg?w=1024)
What happened when a Minion returned a library book late?
They had to pay a despicable fee!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/book-rules.jpg?w=1024)
What does a Minion dress as at Halloween?
A boo-nana!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/15-radioative-banana.jpg?w=1024)
What do you call a Nintendo Wii character that looks like Gru?
Despicable Mii!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/12-gamer-gaming.jpg?w=1024)
What does a Minion put in their soup?
Gru-tons!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/7-soup.jpg?w=1024)
What does a Minion mum call her children?
Mini 'uns!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/generic-laugh-2.jpeg?w=1024)
Why did the Minion take their banana to the barber?
They had split ends!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/joke-5.jpg?w=1024)
What makes a Minion’s honey?
A despicable bee!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/bee-joke-5.jpg?w=1024)
What type of diet does a Minion have?
Gru-ten free!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/bread-loaf.jpg?w=1024)
How do Minions search the internet?
They use Gru-gle!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/88231_Computer.jpg?w=1024)
What’s square and fits on a Minion’s head?
A ban-dana!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Banana.jpeg?w=1024)
Why couldn’t the Minion yell at a high volume?
It could only yell low!
![A football fan in a gold or yellow sweatshirt](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/football-fan.jpg?w=1024)
Why did the Minion cross the road?
To get to his banana!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/electric-banana_.jpg?w=1024)
What’s Kevin’s favourite Tom Cruise movie?
Minion Impossible!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/75787_popcorn.jpg?w=1024)
What does a Minion call their grandmother?
Ba-nana!
![A grandma putting some make up on](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/gran-lipstick.jpg?w=1024)
Where does Gru take Kyle to get his fur trimmed?
The Gru-mers!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43162_gen13.jpg)
What's yellow and always points north?
A magnetic minion!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43161_gen12.jpg)
What's a ghost minion's favourite food?
Boonana!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43160_gen11.jpg)
Why did the minion take his banana to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling very well!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43087_gen46.jpg)
How do minions get downstairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43084_gen44.jpg)
Why is despicable me such a popular film?
It's based on a Gru story!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43083_gen43.jpg)
Where do minions buy their clothes?
Banana Republic!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43048_gen39.jpg)
Why do minions love bananas?
They find them appealing!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43044_gen90.jpg)
Why did the minions quit their jobs?
The work was too gru-eling!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43039_00-gen6.jpg)
What is a minions favourite app?
Gru-pon!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43038_00-gen5.jpg)
Why do minions not like horror films?
They are too Gru-some!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43037_Minions5.png)
What do you call a minion with black stripes?
Despicable bee!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43035_Minions3.png)
Why was the minion so ill?
He had yellow-fever!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/46763_ill-minion.png)
What do minions say when they answer the phone?
Yellow!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43032_Minions1.png)
![An astronaut in space: next up - music, movie, TV and gaming jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43191_Music-movie-tv-and-gaming-jokes.jpg)
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/43190_Joke_Generator_880_x_377.png)