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20 Guitar Jokes To Rock Your World!

Get a load of these six-stringed howlers!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 22nd 2021

We think you’ll love these rocking jokes. No, really. Really! Want more? Check out these music gags if you fancy a chucke, or these amazing jokes for something really mind-blowing!

How did the heavy metal guitarist get their baby to have a nap?

They rocked them to sleep!

Why did Darth Vader visit every guitar shop in the galaxy?

He needed to find the rebel bass!

Why did the guitarist carry a ladder to their concert?

They needed help hitting the high notes!

What's a hamburger chef's favourite guitar chord?

Beef flat!

What did the guitarist call their baby daughter?

Amanda Lynn!

What did the guitar say to the guitarist?

Pick on someone your own size!

Why do guitarists look nervous?

They're always fretting!

How many acoustic guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they won't touch anything electric!

Why won't Woody play his guitar?

He doesn't know where his Pixar!

What did the computer programmer play on their guitar?

An algorithm!

What are guitarist's favourite types of sweets?

Pick n' mix!

Why did the guitarist get told off by their mum?

They were picking their nose!

What is a diamond's favourite type of guitar music?

Hard rock!

What is the definition of an optimist?

A guitarist without a spare pair of strings!

Why did the guitarist keep their instrument in the fridge?

They wanted to write a cool song!

What do you get when you cross a eyebrow with a guitar?

A forehead that makes music when you pluck it!

My teacher asked me to stop playing Wonderwall on the guitar....

I said, 'Maaaaaaybeeeee'

What do you call a cow who plays guitar?

A moo-sician!

Black and white cow playing electric guitar

What is a guitarist's favourite type of fish?


What is a guitarist's favourite snack?

String cheese!