Death by cow pat
Ancient Greek philosopher Heraclitus suffered from an illness that made his body swell up with water. He tried to sweat it off by burying himself in a pile of animal poo, but stayed in too long and died of overheating. #bleurgh
The court farter
King Henry II’s favourite Christmas entertainment was a jester called Roland le Farter, whose show was mostly (you guessed it) farting.
Egyptian hair treatments
The ancient Egyptians thought they could cure baldness by rubbing fat from hippos, crocodiles, cats and snakes on their heads. Their cure for grey hair was made out of rotten donkey liver. I think I’d rather go bald.
Hippocrates, the ancient Greek 'father of medicine' used to diagnose his patients by drinking their wee and taste-testing their ear wax and snot
The Roman Emperor Elagabalus was a famous prankster. When he wasn’t setting dangerous animals on people for a laugh, he was inventing practical jokes – including an early version of the Whoopie cushion!
The Incas used to make jewellery out of llama toenail clippings
Back when alchemy was popular in the Middle Ages, some people believed you could make gold by mixing horse poo with rotten eggs and vinegar
Roman mouthwash? No thanks.
Romans used to keep their breath fresh by gargling wee. You know, like mouthwash. YUCK.