It Turns Out the Moon is Edible!

It turns out we've been kidding ourselves about the moon all these years...

Amazing news from NASA: they've been completely lying about the moon this whole time!

What mystery does the moon hold?

We'd all thought it was made of rock, but it turns out it's actually made of cake!

An astronaut walking on the cake

The secret was originally revealed by the astronaut on the left, Chunky Peter McHammersmith, who said it was eating him up inside

Astronauts admitting their deep dark secret about the moon's edibleness
Image by NASA

At a press conference, 3 NASA representatives demonstrated the moon's deliciousness. 'This changes everything,' said Fenella McPartridgeson (right).

A NASA press conference about how the moon is made of cake
Image by NASA

Live updates from the moon's surface backed everything up

An astronaut delighted by how terrific the moon smells

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