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It Turns Out the Moon is Edible!

It turns out we've been kidding ourselves about the moon all these years...

Amazing news from NASA: they’ve been completely lying about the moon this whole time!

We’d all thought it was made of rock, but it turns out it’s actually made of cake!

The secret was originally revealed by the astronaut on the left, Chunky Peter McHammersmith, who said it was eating him up inside

NASA

At a press conference, 3 NASA representatives demonstrated the moon’s deliciousness. ‘This changes everything,’ said Fenella McPartridgeson (right).

NASA

Live updates from the moon’s surface backed everything up