Join us for some January funnies! These funny January jokes are sure to make you lol!
These January jokes are sure to make you giggle! We've got Clock Jokes for anyone who needs a good time, Planet Jokes for something out of this world, and punny Pickle Jokes for even more lols! And of course, there's even more over on our Jokes page where you can find the great joke generator!
Why was the computer screen so pixelated on January 1st?
It was its New Year's resolution!
What's a pig's favourite month?
What do Snowmen do a New Year?
What do you have in December that you don't get in January?
The letter D!
What do you eat for breakfast in January?
Why was January 2021 better than the year before?
Because hindsight is 2020!
Whats the most common New Year's resolution?
What do cows say on January 1st?
Happy moo year!
What do ghosts say on January 1st?
Happy boo year!
I should really make a New Year's resolution to stop being so lazy...
But I can't be bothered
Why should you always overthrow the government on the 1st Jan?
It's good to make New Year's Revolutions!
Knock Knock. Who's there? Icy. Icy who?
Icy a cold January coming!
What falls in January but never gets hurt?
How was the snow globe feeling in January?
A bit shaken!
How do you find Will Smith in January?
Look for the fresh prints!
Why was the snowman upset in January?
He was having a meltdown!
What was the snowman's New Year's resolution?
To break into snow business!
Why do birds fly south on New Year's eve?
It's too far to walk!
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating
But I'll start tomorrow
Knock Knock. Who's there? Abbie! Abbie who?
Abbie New Year!