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What did digital watch say to Grandfather clock?
Look grandad, no hands!
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Why did the girl throw her clock out the window?
To see time fly!
I used to have a friend who kept changing the sound that his alarm clock made.
I wonder what he’s getting up to now?
11:59:59 AM is my favourite time of day.
It’s second to noon!
When do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
What do you call a grandfather clock?
An old timer!
What do you get when you cross a clock and a chicken?
What did the robber say to the clock?
Scientists are doing a study into why beavers have clocks in their homes.
It’s about dam time!
What’s the best time?
6.30 – hands down!
You should never try to eat a clock
It’s very time-consuming!
What has eight arms and tells the time?
Why did the alarm clock get cross?
He was all WOUND UP!
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
I spent five minutes fixing the clock last night…
At least I think it was five minutes!
What do you call a clock on the moon?
A lunar tick!
What kind of bugs live in clocks?
What goes “hick-hock”?
A clock with hiccups!