20 Clock Jokes With Great Timing!
Don't be alarmed! This collection of hilarious clock gags is bound to put a smile on your face!
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What did digital watch say to Grandfather clock?
Look grandad, no hands!
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Why did the girl throw her clock out the window?
To see time fly!
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I used to have a friend who kept changing the sound that his alarm clock made.
I wonder what he's getting up to now?
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11:59:59 AM is my favourite time of day.
It's second to noon!
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When do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
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What do you call a grandfather clock?
An old timer!
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What do you get when you cross a clock and a chicken?
A cluck!
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What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
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Scientists are doing a study into why beavers have clocks in their homes.
It's about dam time!
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What's the best time?
6.30 - hands down!
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You should never try to eat a clock
It's very time-consuming!
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What has eight arms and tells the time?
A clocktopus!
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Why did the alarm clock get cross?
He was all WOUND UP!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
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What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
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I spent five minutes fixing the clock last night...
At least I think it was five minutes!
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What do you call a clock on the moon?
A lunar tick!
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What kind of bugs live in clocks?
Ticks!
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What goes “hick-hock”?
A clock with hiccups!
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