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Light Bulb Jokes

These light bulb jokes are sure to brighten up your day!

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Last Updated:  July 1st 2021
First Published:  April 22nd 2021

How many light bulbs does it take to change a joke? No, wait, that's wrong...but we've got loads of great light bulbs here to brighten up your day! And if you liked these, why not check out our egg jokes for some runny puns, these pie-larious pie jokes or our our strummy guitar jokes?

And as always, we've got loads more jokes on our jokes page!

How many jazz musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A-one, a-two, a-one two three four!

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan do it!

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He changed the lightbulb before it was cool!

How many stupid people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change it and 500 to turn the ceiling round!

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

I dunno, I'll have to get back to you

How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who knows, they're all too busy playing with the swtich!

Someone broke into my house and stole all my lightbulbs!

I should be sad, but I'm de-lighted!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They know what they're doing.

How many IT guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are you sure it's broken? Have you tried switching it on and off again?

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two: one to change it, one to change it back

How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They hate sharing the spotlight!

How many Tudors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - they prefer candles

Why shouldn't you ask a ghost to change a lightbulb?

Because they won't show up!

How many bats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

An upside down bat and a lightbulb

None - they prefer the dark!

How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has to really want to change!

I just finished a book about lightbulbs

It was a bit of light reading!

How many Wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want to change it into!

How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it takes at least three lightbulbs!

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish on a bicycle!

How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change it and ten to stand on each other's shoulders!