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Pie Jokes!

Check out these funny pie jokes while they're hot!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 9th 2021

Pile your plate high with these awesome pie jokes! Don't forget to leave some space for some mirthful mushroom jokes, sizzling sausage jokes and perfect potato jokes!

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Why was the pumpkin not allowed to fly a plane?

A cry laughing pumpkin

It didn't have a pie-lot's licence!

How did the apple get to school?

A bike with pies for tyres

They rode a pie-cycle!

What do ghosts like to have with their apple pie?

A ghost holding an ice cream

I scream!

What do you get if you eat too much pumpkin pie?

3 open mouthed Pumpkins

Autumn-y ache!

Where do pies learn to read?

Apple reading

At pie-mary school!

What smartphone do pies use the most?

Apple pie phone

An Apple pie-Phone!

How do you get a mince pie to sleep?

Mince pie

Sing it a lulla-pie!

Who makes the best apple pies?

Granny Smith

Granny Smith!

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

A woman showing her teeth

Your teeth!

What does a pie say after a huge feast?

A pie who's eaten too much

That was filling!

What do you get if you cross a snake with a pie?

A pie and a snake

A pie-thon!

Why did Dobby get told off at the dinner table?


He was goblin up everyone's pie!

What did the apple pie say after Thanksgiving dinner?

An apple pie


Why did the apple pie cry?

Apple pie cry

Somebody hurt its peelings!

What was the ghost’s favourite pudding?

Blueberry ghost

Boo-berry pie!

Who led all the cherries to the bakery?

Pie Piper

The Pie Piper!

What's a mathematician's favourite type of pie?

A maths genius


I had a Shepherd’s Pie for lunch today...

A shepherd

They weren't happy about it!

How does a baker keep track of how many pies they've made?

A baker and a pie chart

A pie chart!

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

A dentist

It needed a filling.

Where do you weigh a pie?

Brown dog with its tongue sticking out

Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie

Doctor, doctor! I’ve got a mince pie stuck up my nose!

A baby smiling

What you need is some cream!

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