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Pie Jokes!

Check out these funny pie jokes while they're hot!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 9th 2021

Pile your plate high with these awesome pie jokes! Don't forget to leave some space for some mirthful mushroom jokes, sizzling sausage jokes and perfect potato jokes!

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Why was the pumpkin not allowed to fly a plane?

It didn't have a pie-lot's licence!

A cry laughing pumpkin

How did the apple get to school?

They rode a pie-cycle!

A bike with pies for tyres

What do ghosts like to have with their apple pie?

I scream!

A ghost holding an ice cream

What do you get if you eat too much pumpkin pie?

Autumn-y ache!

3 open mouthed Pumpkins

Where do pies learn to read?

At pie-mary school!

Apple reading

What smartphone do pies use the most?

An Apple pie-Phone!

Apple pie phone

How do you get a mince pie to sleep?

Sing it a lulla-pie!

Mince pie

Who makes the best apple pies?

Granny Smith!

Granny Smith

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Your teeth!

A woman showing her teeth

What does a pie say after a huge feast?

That was filling!

A pie who's eaten too much

What do you get if you cross a snake with a pie?

A pie-thon!

A pie and a snake

Why did Dobby get told off at the dinner table?

He was goblin up everyone's pie!


What did the apple pie say after Thanksgiving dinner?


An apple pie

Why did the apple pie cry?

Somebody hurt its peelings!

Apple pie cry

What was the ghost’s favourite pudding?

Boo-berry pie!

Blueberry ghost

Who led all the cherries to the bakery?

The Pie Piper!

Pie Piper

What's a mathematician's favourite type of pie?


A maths genius

I had a Shepherd’s Pie for lunch today...

They weren't happy about it!

A shepherd

How does a baker keep track of how many pies they've made?

A pie chart!

A baker and a pie chart

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

A dentist

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie

Brown dog with its tongue sticking out

Doctor, doctor! I’ve got a mince pie stuck up my nose!

What you need is some cream!

A baby smiling
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