Here’s a selection of the finest fly jokes which are perfect for an insect comedy convention. They’re sure to create a buzz.
Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?
What did the bug say to its friends when it looked at its watch?
How does the fly keep a track of its money?
It uses an account-ant!
What do you call an insect who can lay bricks?
A house fly!
What do you call a fly riding in the Grand National?
A horse fly!
What kind of fly sounds croaky when it speaks?
A hoarse fly!
Why was the fly looking for the rubbish bin?
It was a litter bug!
What did the fly’s mum say to its grumpy child?
What’s bugging you?
How did the police get rid of the flies?
They called in the SWAT team!
What did the firefly say to the other firefly?
You glow, girlfriend!
How do you know if a fly is an actor?
They’re always on the screen!
What’s the most slippery insect?
Why did the firefly keep taking things?
It was light fingered!
Which fly directs films?
What did one firefly say to its friends?
Sorry, I’ve got to glow now!
What has two wheels and flies?
A stinky bin!
How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?
Put a pile of poo in the garden!
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird!
Why were the flies playing football in the saucer?
They where playing for the cup!
What do you call a fly with no wings?