Bee Jokes

You'll bee buzzing after taking a look at our hive-load of funny bee jokes!

Epic bee jokes from Beano! (🐝❌)

And the laughs don't stop here! We've got a storming collection of animal jokes - from insect jokes to bird jokes, and much, much more in the Beano Joke Generator.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?


How did the Japanese sauce say hello to the bee?


What do you say if a swarm of bees come at you?

Buzz off and beeware!

How do bees get to school?

On the school buzz!

Why did the bee get married?

He found his honey!

What can fly underwater?

A bee in a submarine!

Why did the bee hum?

It didn't know the words!

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs!

What do you call a wasp?

A wanna-bee!

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum!

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