Bee Jokes

BEEn feeling bored? You'll bee buzzing after taking a look at our hive-load of funny bee jokes!

Beano's best black-and-yellow gags will get you humming with happiness!

And the laughs don't stop here! We've got a storming collection of animal jokes - from insect jokes to bird jokes, and much, much more in the Beano Joke Generator.

What does a wasp say when it is having an identity crisis?

Too bee or not too bee?

Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day?

A frizz-bee!

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!

How does a queen bee get around her throne?

She's throne!

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box!

Who is a bee's favourite singer?

Sting!

What's the best part of a bee relationship?

The HONEYmoon period!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a doorbell?

A hum dinger!

What's a bee's favourite novel?

The Great Gats-bee!

What do you call bears without ears?

Bs

How did the Japanese sauce say hello to the bee?

Wasa-bee!

What do you say if a swarm of bees come at you?

Buzz off and beeware!

What do you call a wasp?

A wanna-bee!

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum!

How do bees get to school?

On the school buzz!

Why did the bee get married?

He found his honey!

What can fly underwater?

A bee in a submarine!

Why did the bee hum?

It didn't know the words!

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs!

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