Magic Jokes

Cast a spell with these funny magic jokes!

These jokes are... well, magic! Cast a comedy spell with our cauldron of funny magic jokes.

And if these leave you wanting more, check out our funny witch jokes and our best Harry Potter jokes.

Ha-ha-bracadabra!

What do you call a magic Labrador?

A Labracadabdoor!

What do you call a fairy who likes to fix things?

Tinkerbell!

What happened to the angry witch on her broom?

She flew off the handle!

Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?

Because sorcerers sometimes have milk in them!

Why did Jafar not finish school?

He was ex-spelled!

What do you learn at witch school?

Spelling!

Why did three witches call in the plumber?

Hubble, bubble, toilet trouble!

What do you get when you cross an aeroplane with a magician?

A flying sorcerer!

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field!

What is Aragog's favourite day of the week?

Flyday!

Why doesn't Voldemort wear glasses?

Nobody nose!

Why did the witch go to the doctor?

She had a dizzy spell!

What came from outer space to do magic tricks?

A flying sorcerer!

What kind of dog does magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador!

What do you call witches who lift-share?

Broom-mates!

What happened to the bad-tempered witch?

She flew off the handle!

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