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You Won't Be Board WIth These Ultimate Top 10 Funniest Monopoly Jokes & Puns!

Make your friends roar with laughter at these hilarious jokes and puns about Monopoly!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  November 17th 2022

Do you love this classic board game? Or did you get £20 for coming second place in a beauty contest? Chances are you'll love these hilarious Monopoly jokes! Whether you play as the boot, the hat, the car or even the dog - we've got a great Monopoly joke just for you! Don't believe us? Just check out this ultimate list of the top 10 funniest Monoply gags ever!

For more great gaming stuff, check out our huge list of epic online games! And if you're not done with jokes yet, have a go on these chortle-worthy chess jokes, or these cracking card gags! Oh - and if you're looking for some top tips, we've also got a great guide on how to hack your favourite board games and win every time!

Ok, that's enough of that - it's time to go straight to the Monopoly jokes, do not pass go, do not collect $200!

What word describes all the stuff that goes in a board game box?


Why did Monopoly yawn?

It’s a board game

I tried to buy a cheap board game from a charity shop

I wanted a second hand Monoply but… no dice!

Why is “elevenses” like Monopoly?

Because it’s all about proper tea!

I played Monopoly once and landed on every spot on the board except for one...

I never stood a chance!

When it comes to board games about buying real estate...

Hasbro really has the Monopoly!

I've been in jail 3 times and filed for bankruptcy

I hate playing Monopoly!

I was dared to take a bite of a Monopoly board...

It was a little gamey!

I was investing in Monopoly games

Until I realized that there is no real money in them!

I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board...

I thought, I'll give it a Go!

If I had $1 for every time Mum said I play too much Monopoly

I could put a hotel on all my properties!

I just found a monopoly set without instructions

What are the chances?

Monopoly is fun but really outdated

There’s free parking, a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail!

Why did the tiger lose at a game of Monopoly?

They were playing with a cheetah!