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Personality Quiz: What % Rubber Chicken Are You?

Take our scientific quiz and discover if you’re just like a bright yellow toy or not!

Good cluck!

1/10 Two slices of bread pop out of the toaster

What's the first thing you say when you wake up?

2/10 A person listening to music while the sun rises

What do you like to do in the morning before school?

3/10 Milk pouring into a bowl of cereal

What's your favourite type of breakfast?

4/10 A squeaky car horn

What's the weirdest sound you can make?

5/10 Joey and Chandler in 'Friends'
Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions | Warner Bros Television

What are your friends like?

6/10 Hands raised in class

What's your least favourite subject at school?

7/10 A group of chickens in a field

What's the first thing you think of when you see this picture?

8/10 A woman laughing while holding a magnifying glass

How would you describe your sense of humour?

9/10 A Whoopee Cushion

Your teacher is about to sit on a Whoopee Cushion. What do you do?

10/10 A rubber chicken pretending to be a politician outside the Houses of Parliament

Could a rubber chicken become Prime Minister?

You are: 0% RUBBER CHICKEN!

You are: 0% RUBBER CHICKEN!

You couldn't be anything like a rubber chicken if you tried. Sorry!

You are: 15% RUBBER CHICKEN!

You are: 15% RUBBER CHICKEN!

You've got a few rubber chicken qualities but no-one knew… until now!

You are: 77% RUBBER CHICKEN!

You are: 77% RUBBER CHICKEN!

You thought you were going to get away with it, didn't you? But many of your answers gave you away! Squeaaaaak!

You are: 100% RUBBER CHICKEN!

You are: 100% RUBBER CHICKEN!

There's no doubt about it, you're just like a rubber chicken. Don't blame us, blame our top-of-the-range scientific quiz equipment!