Tickle yourself pink with these funny pig jokes!
These corkers are porkers... or porkers are corkers. We can't quite tell which!
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
What baking competition do pigs enter?
The Great British Bake On!
What do you get if you cross Teddy with a pig?
A teddy boar!
Who's the smartest pig in the world?
Why are pigs bad drivers?
They are all road hogs!
Why should you never share a bed with a pig?
They hog all the covers!
What do you call an angry pig?
What do you get when you cross a pig and Superman?
The man of squeal!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Why was Woody fed up of Hamm?
He was being a bore!
Where did Hamm go to school?
What did Hamm build his house out of?
What do you call a pig who steals stuff?
What did one pig say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Don't go bacon my heart!
How do pigs get to hospital?
How do pigs send secret messages?
With invisible oink!
What was the pig doing in the kitchen?
What do pigs put on cuts?
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
What do you call a pig who can't mind its own business?
A nosey porker!
What did one pig say to the other pig?
You take me for grunted!
What animal drives really badly?
A road hog!
What do you call a pig with a black belt in karate?
A pork chop!