Pig Jokes

Tickle yourself pink with these funny pig jokes!

These corkers are porkers... or porkers are corkers. We can't quite tell which!

Find it funny on the farm? We've got cow jokes too, plus fields of animal jokes in the Beano Joke Generator.

What did one pig say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Don't go bacon my heart!

What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Jurassic pork!

What do you call a pig who can't mind its own business?

A nosey porker!

What did one pig say to the other pig?

You take me for grunted!

What animal drives really badly?

A road hog!

What do you call a pig with a black belt in karate?

A pork chop!

What do you call a pig who steals stuff?

A hamburglar!

How to pigs get to hospital?

By hambulance!

How do pigs send secret messages?

With invisible oink!

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon!

What do pigs put on cuts?

Oinkment!

A racoon playing a guitar - follow the link from our pig jokes to our animal jokes

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