10 Best Roman Jokes & Puns For History Fans
Roman Jokes & Puns so Funny They Should go Down in History!
Do you love Roman history? How about laughing? If you answered HAIL CAESAR to either of those questions then this top 10 collection of Roman Empire jokes is just for you! You'll be LIVID if you miss out on our hilarious Roman numeral gags, and let's not even start with those Caesar puns! Yep, the Roman Empire was one of the greatest in history - and it gave us countless amazing things from aqueducts to central heating and modern plumbing. And now we can add laughs to that list too!
And if history is your bag we've got all kinds of fascinating artefacts, from history jokes and facts to quizzes. We've got this unconquerable Roman quiz, these Roman facts, and this Roman numeral quiz! You can check out all of our history stuff here and don't worry - all roads lead to LOLs!
Anyway, let's get going on this epic list of kid-friendly Roman jokes!
Roman emperor orders a salad. CAESAR?! The waiter exclaimed.
No, Waldorf he replied!
What did the Senate say to Julius Caesar?
You’ve got a lot of Gaul!
Why was Julius Caesar's phone bill so high?
Because he was Roman!
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals!
I heard people are trying to ban roman numerals.
Not on my watch!
Who cares about learning the Roman Numeral system?
I, for one…!
Archaeologists say Roman cement was stronger than it is now
But we need to see some concrete evidence!
How did the ancient Romans cut their hair?
With a pair of Caesars!
Why do Romans hate wrestlers?
Because the Rock beats Caesars!
Why did the Romans find algebra easy?
Because X was always 10!