Smelly Jokes

The strongest funny smelly jokes from Beano...

Take a whiff of these stinky jokes... we've got a phew! And once you're done here give our fart jokes a sniff too.

Plus we've got jokes of every flavour in the Joke Generator.

What is smelly and strong?

A cheese lifting weights!

What is smelly and strong?

A cheese lifting weights!

How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

Hold it's nose!

What do you call a smelly fairy?


Why does Piglet smell of farts?

Because he plays with Pooh!

What’s invisible and smells of carrots?

Rabbit farts!

What did one snowman say to the other?

Can you smell carrots?

Why are dinosaurs no longer around?

Because their eggs stink.

How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?

Quite a phew!

What colour is a belch?


What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells!

How many skunks does it take to make a stink?

A phew!

What’s the smelliest city in America?

Phew York!

Why does a Brontosaurus have a long neck?

Because its feet smell.

Why did the dinosaur take a bath?

To be ex-stinked!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Smellmop. Smellmop who?

Ew! No thanks!

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