Awesome Poop Jokes (that don't stink)
Some people think they're gross, but Beano.com knows that poop jokes are funny, full plop... er, full stop!
These jokes are suitable for kids - so whether that's you, or you're not quite a kid any more but have an awesome sense of humour, get stuck in!
What did the poo say to the fart?
You blow me away!
What do you get when a king farts?
Do you want to hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink!
How can you tell if a clown has just farted?
They smell funny!
What's the best time to go to the bathroom?
If a poop is "a call of nature", what is a fart?
A missed call!
Have you seen the new movie, 'Constipated'?
It hasn't come out yet!
What's brown and always gets out?
Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget!
What do you never truly appreciate until it's gone?
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
What’s brown and sticky?
What's the best snack for watching a movie that stinks?
What do you get if you poop in your overalls?
"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
"I think it's pooping, sir!"
Did you hear about the constipated maths teacher?
He had to work it out with a pencil!
Did you hear about the man who ate 24 cans of alphabet soup?
He has trouble with his vowels!