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Awesome Poop Jokes (that don’t stink)

Some people think they're gross, but knows that poop jokes are funny, full plop... er, full stop!

These jokes are suitable for kids – so whether that’s you, or you’re not quite a kid any more but have an awesome sense of humour, get stuck in!

Beano has 1000+ jokes for kids – check out our Joke Generator for random jokes, or browse our super cool category pages for jokes on almost every subject.

Some of our most popular jokes are our funny egg jokes, marvellous Marvel jokes and wacky What do you call…? jokes.

Scientists have discovered that diarrhea is hereditary…

It runs in your genes!

What’s brown and sits in the forest?

Winnie’s Pooh!

I’ve got a book in my bathroom that I write my feelings and personal thoughts into while on the toilet.

I call it my diarrhea!

What did the poo say to the fart?

You blow me away!

What do you get when a king farts?

Noble gas!

Do you want to hear a poop joke?

Nah, they always stink!

How can you tell if a clown has just farted?

They smell funny!

What’s the best time to go to the bathroom?


If a poop is “a call of nature”, what is a fart?

A missed call!

Have you seen the new movie, ‘Constipated’?

It hasn’t come out yet!

What’s brown and always gets out?


Did you hear about the constipated maths teacher?

He had to work it out with a pencil!

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He couldn’t budget!

What do you never truly appreciate until it’s gone?

Toilet paper!

Who saves the world by hanging out in the toilet?

Flush Gordon

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?


What’s brown and sticky?

A stick!

What’s the best snack for watching a movie that stinks?


What do you get if you poop in your overalls?


“Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?

“I think it’s pooping, sir!”

Did you hear about the man who ate 24 cans of alphabet soup?

He has trouble with his vowels! Joke Generator