Where did Black Widow and Spider-Man first meet?
On the web!
Why did Iron Man sleep out in the rain?
To get some rust!
Did you know that Hulk recycles 95% of his household waste?
Yep, he's pretty green!
How do you get a baby Star-Lord to sleep?
How are Tony Stark's clothes always so neat, man?
Because of the iron, man!
When Odin's pipes burst, who did he call for help?
Bruce Banner makes mean mashed potatoes, but what if he's pushed for time?
He uses Hulk Smash!
Why does Loki hate the day after Wednesday?
Because it's Thor's day!
Where do the Avengers grab their super-skinny lattes?
Who wears an eye patch and never feels the cold?