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22 Iron Man Jokes to Tell Your Friends

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 11th 2021

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Thanos, Hulk, and Iron Man created a group chat...

It's named SnapChat!

Why does Iron Man think Thanos is a pessimist?

Because he's a Universe half empty kind of guy!

What's Iron Man's favourite part of a joke?

The punchline!

Why did all the photographs from Iron Man's party turn out dark?

He forgot to invite the Flash!

What does Iron Man put in his drinks?


What's Iron Man's favourite drink?

Fruit punch!

Why didn't Tony Stark like his new assistant?

He wasn't Happy!

Captain Marvel wasn’t the first standalone female superhero...

Iron man was, because he’s Fe-Male!

What's Tony Stark's favourite movie?

Ferrous Bueller!

What is it called when Iron Man does a cart wheel?

Ferrous Wheel!

What does Tony Stark cook with?

Pepper's pots!

What does Tony Stark eat for breakfast?

Iron Bran!

Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range...

But it wasn't his strong suit!

Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA...


What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?

Iron Man stops the villains but Aluminum Man just foils their plans!

Wouldn't it be amazing if Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up?

Yeah, they would be alloys!

What did Iron Man say to Ant-Man?

Stop bugging me!

What do you call Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked!

Which superhero has the tidiest clothes?

Iron-ing man!

Why did Iron Man sleep out in the rain?

To get some rust!

How are Tony Stark's clothes always so neat, man?

Because of the iron, man!

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