Thor Jokes
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What is Thor’s favourite food?
Thor-tillas!
Who is Thor’s favourite singer?
MC Hammer!
What do you call a superhero with a beard and glasses?
A hips-thor!
What is Thor's favourite brand?
Hel-loki-tty!
What is the Avengers favourite day of the week?
Thorsday!
Why did Thor lose his lightning powers?
Because his father grounded him!
What's Thor's favourite drink?
Mineral Wat-thor!
What was Thor's favourite thing about geography?
Learning about the equa-thor!
How does Thor charge his appliances?
With a lightning adapter!
Why did Thor like maths?
Because he could use a calcula-thor!
What would Thor's job be if he wasn't in the avengers?
A Jani-thor!
What is Thor's favourite cycling competition?
Thor de France!
What is Thor's favourite ice cream?
A Thornetto!
Why couldn't the god of thunder speak after the dentist?
He was too Thore!
What do you call a dinosaur who can control thunder?
A Brachio-Thor-us!
What is Thor's favourite cereal?
Loki charms!
Some say Thor's dad is pretty interesting...
I think he's pretty Odin-ary!
Why does Thor hate playing games?
Because he is a Thor loser!
What is Thor's favourite dance?
The Loki-Pokey!
Why does Thor iron his cloak?
Because he knows what a Crisp Hem's Worth!
What does Thor call his underpants?
Thunderpants!
Why doesn't Thor notice his little brother?
Because he's Low-Key!
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