Gross Jokes

Yuk! These gross jokes will get you gagging with laughter. We've got jokes about bogeys, toilets, snot and more...

Ewww... these jokes are gross! And you're here because that's exactly what you're looking for. Enjoy our toilet humour with jokes about bogeys, snot and more.

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Why does Spider-Man always flush the toilet?

Because it's his doody!

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

Why was Tigger in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh!

Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Because they have such big fingers!

Why does Piglet smell of farts?

Because he plays with Pooh!

What's the difference between bogeys and broccoli?

Kids don't eat broccoli!

What monster fits on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman!

What did one toilet say to the other?

“You look a little flushed!”

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl using the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent!

What do you do if you find a bear in your toilet?

Let him finish!

What did one bogey say to the other?

“You think you’re funny, but you’re snot!”

Knock, knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe who?

No, you're a poo!

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

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