The Funniest Fart Jokes

Something smells funny... it must be these gassy gags! All the funny fart jokes you need...

Farts are funny, so we've compiled the best gags about bottom-burps to give you a good laugh.

From farts in a lift to flatulent cats, these's something for everyone here... as long as you can stand the smell!

And when you're done here, that's not the end of the fun - take a deep breath and dive in to our silly jokes for more wacky LOLz.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he farted so he had to run away from the smell!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he farted so he had to run away from the smell!

What does Woody say when he has bad gas?

Darn tootin'!

What do you get when a king farts?

Noble gas!

What did the poop say to the fart?

"You blow me away!"

Why does Piglet smell of farts?

Because he plays with Pooh!

What's the first rule of scuba diving?

Don't fart in your wet suit!

What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?

Puss 'n' Toots!

What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past!

Why don’t skeletons fart in public?

Because they haven't got the guts!

What’s invisible and smells of carrots?

Rabbit farts!

Why don't farts do well at school?

They get expelled!

Why did the boy stop telling fart jokes?

Everyone told him they stink!

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