Fart Jokes

Something smells funny... it must be these gassy gags! All the funny fart jokes you need...

Farts are funny, so we've compiled the best gags about bottom-burps to give you a good laugh.

From farts in a lift to flatulent cats, these's something for everyone here... as long as you can stand the smell!

And when you're done here, that's not the end of the fun - take a deep breath and dive in to our silly jokes for more wacky LOLz.

Why should you never fart in an apple store?

They don't have Windows!

What happened to the blind skunk?

She fell in love with a fart!

What do you call it when someone has lots of gas straight after eating?

A fart attack!

Why are ninja farts so dangerous?

They're silent but deadly!

Why should you never fart in an elevator?

It's wrong on so many levels!

What do you get if you eat beans with onions?

Teargas!

What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private Tooter!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he farted so he had to run away from the smell!

What did the card the bean gave his dad on Father's Day say?

World's best farter!

What does Woody say when he has bad gas?

Darn tootin'!

What did the poo say to the fart?

You blow me away!

What do you get when a king farts?

Noble gas!

How can you tell if a clown has just farted?

They smell funny!

When should you stop telling fart jokes?

When everyone tells you they stink!

Why does Piglet smell of farts?

Because he plays with Pooh!

What's the first rule of scuba diving?

Don't fart in your wet suit!

What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?

Puss 'n' Toots!

What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past!

Why don’t skeletons fart in public?

Because they haven't got the guts!

What’s invisible and smells of carrots?

Rabbit farts!

Why don't farts do well at school?

They get expelled!

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