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20 Swan Jokes That Won't Get You In A Flap!

These swimmingly hilarious swan jokes will have you honking with laughter!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  September 2nd 2023

Swans can be tricky creatures, and we hope you've never come across an angry swan! They're also pretty funny, and these swan jokes will prove it! Get ready to flap your arms and honk with laughter at these swan jokes - we hope you love them!

Need more animal jokes? We got 'em! Have some turtle-y hilarious tortoise jokes, some perfect pigeon puns, and some lizardy laughs!

My wife said she’d divorce me if I kept making puns about birds with long necks…

Well, that’s swan way to do it!

Swans are terrible cooks…

Everything they make is fowl!

What do you call a crate of swans?

A box of quackers!

Why could no one see the swan?

Because it was in da skies!

Why are swans great tour guides?

They’ve got a bird’s eye view!

Where does the Swan Princess live?

Duckingham Palace!

What language do swans speak?


What did the farmer say to his fellow farmer when they bought another bird?

This swan’s on me!

How do you get down off an elephant?

You can’t – you have to get it off a swan!

Have you seen the ballet Toad Lake?

It’s toad-ally the same as Swan Lake, but with a lot more leaping!

How does a swan eat backwards?

It nawS!

Why do swans watch the news?

For the feather forecast!

I saw a swan playing chess with a bird with a big, colourful beak…

I guess toucan play at that game!

I saw some baby swans dancing whenever a particular song came on…

It must be their cygnet-ure song!

How do swans get strong?


Where do swans invest their money?

At the stork exchange!

Why did the swan cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off!

A swan walks into a pub. The barman says, “I named my pub after you!”

The swan says, “You named your pub Dave?”

Why don’t swans study for tests?

They prefer to wing it!

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?