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22 Grinch Jokes Which Won't Ruin Christmas

Check out Beano's festive jokes about The Grinch who stole Christmas. They're absolutely who-larious!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 22nd 2021

After laughing maniacally at these, why not get giggling at some Christmas carol jokes, Christmas dinner jokes or maybe even some Christmas cracker jokes

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Who is the Grinch's favourite friend of Snow White?


Why does the Grinch hate Christmas?

Because it makes him green with envy!

A green frog wearing a red Santa hat in front of a silver tinsel background

What do people say when they hear the Grinch stealing from them?

Who goes there?!

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What does the Grinch eat for dessert?

Heist cream!

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What’s the difference between Batman and the Grinch?

Batman can go into Whoville without Robin!

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What does the Grinch see with?


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What's the Grinch's favourite song?


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Why did the Grinch not steal any kitchen utensils?

He decided it wasn't worth the whisk!

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What did the Grinch say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?

I did it for the Monet!

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What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?

The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally!

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Why did the Grinch get a burglar alarm?

Because he needs to get up on time!

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What is the Grinch's favourite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet!

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Where does the Grinch go to watch movies?


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Why can’t the Grinch get down from Mount Crumpit?

You can only get down from birds!

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Why was the Grinch afraid of Santa Claus?

He was Claustrophobic!

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Why did the Grinch go down the chimney?

Because it sooted him!

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Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

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Why is it so hard to ignore the Grinch on Christmas?

He has all the presence!

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What happened when the Grinch went to the flea circus?

He stole the show!

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How fast did the Grinch's sleigh go?

Max speed!

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What's the Grinch's favourite board game?


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What's the Grinch's least favourite band?

The Who!

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