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22 Grinch Jokes Which Won't Ruin Christmas

Check out Beano's festive jokes about The Grinch who stole Christmas. They're absolutely who-larious!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 22nd 2021

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Who is the Grinch's favourite friend of Snow White?


Why does the Grinch hate Christmas?

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Because it makes him green with envy!

What do people say when they hear the Grinch stealing from them?

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Who goes there?!

What does the Grinch eat for dessert?

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Heist cream!

What’s the difference between Batman and the Grinch?

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Batman can go into Whoville without Robin!

What does the Grinch see with?

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What's the Grinch's favourite song?

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Why did the Grinch not steal any kitchen utensils?

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He decided it wasn't worth the whisk!

What did the Grinch say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?

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I did it for the Monet!

What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?

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The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally!

Why did the Grinch get a burglar alarm?

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Because he needs to get up on time!

What is the Grinch's favourite play?

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Green Eggs and Hamlet!

Where does the Grinch go to watch movies?

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Why can’t the Grinch get down from Mount Crumpit?

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You can only get down from birds!

Why was the Grinch afraid of Santa Claus?

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He was Claustrophobic!

Why did the Grinch go down the chimney?

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Because it sooted him!

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

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Because there's always Whos there!

Why is it so hard to ignore the Grinch on Christmas?

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He has all the presence!

What happened when the Grinch went to the flea circus?

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He stole the show!

How fast did the Grinch's sleigh go?

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Max speed!

What's the Grinch's favourite board game?

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What's the Grinch's least favourite band?

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