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The Stupid School Quiz: English!

How well do you know the English language? Take this amazing quiz and find out!

Beano Quiz Team
Last Updated:Β  July 1st 2021

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1/10 A man holding their stomach

What does 'fartlek' mean?

2/10 A blond labrador retriever dog

Which British writer wrote about a farting dog in Two Gentlemen From Verona?

3/10 A bearded man

What is a snollygoster?

4/10 Penguins playing football

'Penguins flies' or 'a penguin flies. Which one is correct?

5/10 A man dressed as a rabbit

What could 'wabbit' possibly mean?

6/10 A pile of eggs

If a rooster laid an egg on top of the farmer's roof, which direction did it roll?

7/10 A yawning lady

What is the definition of 'malinger'?

8/10 A lady looking anxious against a pink background

If someone had the 'collywobbles', how would they feel?


Which letter of the alphabet could sting?


10/10 What type of person is a 'panjandrum'?

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