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Epic What Dog Should I Get Quiz

Love dogs but not sure which one is perfect for you? Find out what breed suits you best with this comical canine quiz!

Beano Team
Last Updated:ย  October 1st 2021

How to choose the perfect dog? You should ask around and do your own research, but this quiz is a good place to start! Obviously, you should always choose a dog that you're sure you can look after properly. Taking in a rescue dog is always a good idea, as well!

If you're looking for more like this, check out our famous dogs quiz, these hilarious pug jokes, or have a look at these amazing dog facts!


Where do you live?


Which of these things would you most want to do with your dog?


Pick a hairdo:


How much outdoor space can you guarantee your dog would get regularly?


You are... what?

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What do you think about barking?


Pick an animal that ISN'T a dog:


Does your ideal dog need to be good with children?


Pick a dog snack:


Hair all over the house?


What size is your ideal dog?


Do you need a guard dog for any reason?

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Pick a dog superpower:


You want a dog that was bred:

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Pick one:


Now pick another:


Pick a dog accessory:


Where would you like to go on holiday with your dog?

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What kind of music are you listening to right now?


How do you feel about training your ideal dog?

You should get a chihuahua!

Your ideal dog is tiny! On the plus side, it can fit easily in your handbag and doesn't need to eat much food. They're pretty neat dogs, but aren't the smartest and make a lot of yapping noises. But if you really want the smallest, cutest option - this is the dog for you!

You should get a pekinese!

This is a very dignified and special breed, originally bred by the Imperial Chinese court hundreds of years ago. They're amazing looking dogs, but they do tend to get hair absolutely everywhere. So if you want a dog that looks good but really isn't very practical - this is the dog for you!

You should get a Saint Bernard!

This is a gentle giant! A very well-behaved and polite dog, despite being a really big one. You'll need to take your Saint Bernard for lots of walks and give it lots of living space, but if you do that you'll have loyal friend for life. The only downside to having a Sant Bernard is they will drop hair all over your house... so be prepared for that!

You should get a doberman!

This is a very big, strong and loyal dog. Some say they're scary - and they can be. But if you treat your doberman with respect you'll have a loyal companion and a reliable guard dog. If you need one, obviously! Make sure you take it for lots of long walks because this is definitely an energetic breed!