Birds with Arms

There are the super buff ones

and the mad professor types

The EPIC ones

and the photo-bombers

There are early birds

and not-so early birds

There are rock chicks

and gangsta flappers

(and those with more classical tastes)

Some take hours getting their make-up just right

And others are just naturally fabulous!

And some... some are just like, 'Whatever!'

And that's it! That's all the types there are. No more. The End. Forever.

'WAIT! WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE??!'

oh right....and, course, the late ones!